I went on a blind date. What a disaster! He met me at the resturaunt and kept me waiting, two glasses of wine and 20 minutes later he showed up! He was bald! Chunky and I knew I was in trouble! He yelled at the waiter for giving him wrong directions, he complained on the table and never noticed nor paid attention to me!
There! Even a blind date is not what it used to be. I’m out of here.
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