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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how would he know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her just simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spagetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey,’ she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today.’
‘Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
‘Spaggetti, Spaggetti, Spagetti, Spagetti, Spagetti. Three with meatballs two without. Send extra sauce.’
New Journey said:
love it….
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GP Cox said:
That is a hoot!!
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AmyRose🌹 said:
Hilarious!! Thank you!! You brightened my day as I am seriously deep cleaning!!! LOL ❤
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Svegliati Cara said:
Glad to hear<3
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Eric Klingenberg said:
An excellent twist
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pensitivity101 said:
So funny!
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Svegliati Cara said:
Absolutely.
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Sabiscuit said:
She’s smart. Great plan to extract 400% more out of him. Very entertaining sauce, Cara. x
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Niki said:
loved it – well done!
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dfolstad58 said:
Reblogged this on Life and Random Thinking and commented:
A smile started my day
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Svegliati Cara said:
Lol, thanks.
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Heather said:
Brilliant! 😀
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Maniparna Sengupta Majumder said:
Hahaha…this was wonderful! 😀 😀
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phoenixgrey85 said:
Made me laugh! 😀 Love it!
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BunKaryudo said:
Funny! Five kids? Course, by that point, he was probably pasta caring. (Ooh, sorry!)
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